What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?