As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

The secret. The big secret. The bullcrap bagpipe and the dolly kins. That’s what.

First of all. I’m no friend of that thing, I’ve never watched Suitless, and don’t ever want to, but I’ve seen some slutty clips of her being a back-office whore, and that was enough. It was soft porn for brain stems and narcoleptics suffering from priapism, also it promoted nymphomania at the workplace.

So, her character’s reputation on Sutless was as a nymphomaniac with a hint of dipsomania. Should she return to the show? What the fuck for? She’s already known for nymphomania, dipsomania. diapermania, diamond ringwormia, necrophilia and dictator-in-heels megalomania off the set. She’s vastly improved on her Suitless character that way. It goes to show that her time on Suitless was no acting gig. It was her being herself, a tramp, a vamp and a whole lot of scamp. So, what exactly has to be protected?

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

Imagine if that were the case back when you had that job at DQ and during slow times in the shift, the girl that ran the deep fryer would periodically flash her banana nubbins at you and wink for a sashay over to the janitor’s closet. Oh, wait, wait….we must be diverse and all-inclusive…..okay, the dickhead that ran the deep fryer pulls out his corn dog and sprays whipped cream from the can that’s supposed to decorate the banana split.